pardon my dust. i'm turning it into glitter.
Hi, I'm Chris. If you subscribe to the MBTI, I'm an INFJ. I put myself through school for a seemingly useless English/Creative Writing degree, but writing is my passion and that's what I want to do when I grow up. Still figuring out what comes next, and pretty much everything else, so I'm feeling kinda adventurous. And yes, that's exactly how my OkCupid profile starts out. Why mess with a good thing, eh?
The site's a work in progress. I'll be adding content over time, and hopefully eventually it'll evolve into something halfway interesting. I'm glad you're still reading, though. Usually by this point I have to show a little skin to keep 'em interested.
my parents are the biggest e-mail forwarding fiends. mom's are usually cutesy, dad's are usually humorous. thought i'd share.
Life's Lesson #45893: Always check your child's homework -- before it goes to school!
Note sent to the teacher the next school day with the 1st grader:
Dear Ms. Jones,
That is NOT me pole-dancing onstage in some strip joint!
I work at Home Depot and that's me selling a shovel.
(signed) Mrs. Smith